July 2009
45 posts
June 2009
74 posts
Woodwinds & a distorted beat.
Deborah walked briskly down the street with pants... →
The 2009 Lyttle Lytton Contest winners.
Hi, Billy Mays here for sudden unexpected death! →
I couldn’t decide if the title was in bad taste or not, but it seems to me like it might be how he’d want to self-memorialize.
“He revered three men: Francis Bacon, of the jaunty topper; Isaac Newton of the...”
– Maira Kalman, discussing Thomas Jefferson
This is another reason why pigeons are smarter... →
Michael Bay: art film director? →
Talking to my sister after she passed her nursing...
Aaron: congrats!
Aaron: now why is my chest hurting?
Kirsten: haha so original
Kirsten: but thanks
Kirsten: is your chest really hurting?
Aaron: no
“Women are soft and gentle, but they hit things.”
– An old Volkswagen ad
“I Never Intended For Twitter To Be Useful.”
– @jack
PadMapper puts craigslist apartment listings on a... →
WatchThis totally validates everything I’ve ever said about khakis.
Tadpoles rain down in Japan. →
Also: a boy is currently bucking the unrelenting pressure of his father to win a quiz bowl he doesn’t even care for hosted by a guy cheating on his wife even as he’s dying, who’s estranged from his cocaine-addicted daughter who’s just started seeing a naive cop who’s losing his gun as you’re reading this. It was probably just a matter of chance. These strange...
“Jack Bauer, owner of the city’s largest beer and soft drink distributor,...”
– Lancaster, PA is installing a crazy surveillance camera system. Eh, we weren’t really doing anything with our civil liberties anyway. Thanks @kristinroyer!
Church blesses fathers with beer. →
If you needed a reason to go to church, this might be your lucky day.
"Synesthesia" by Terri Timely will blow your mind. →
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go read a sandwich.
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Tethering on the iPhone 3.0 has been, uh, known to... →
The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English? →
Funny, I don’t see ‘paid’ on the list.
Oh, maybe that's why. →
Good news, males. You are apparently good news from an evolutionary biology perspective after all.
As it turns out, Obama hasn't actually increased... →
Actually, the guy who’s mortgaging your children’s future moved back to Crawford a couple months ago.
Los Angeles officials say they can't afford a... →
In other news, Detroit is breathing a sigh of relief.
The Museum Of Bad Art. →
I think it’s a home-based franchise. I’ve been to several of them in Lancaster County alone.
Left Field Cinema provides alternative analysis of... →
This is the state of my mind right now.
The Mint blog takes a rational approach to organic... →
