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An email I sent this morning

To the driver of a BMW 335i Convertible:

Glad you found parking in the CoTweet rows at Pier 38. There are a plethora of places you could have parked within this vast cavern, but we believe our rows are some of the very finest. It was also quite impressive how you managed to park at an angle such that you reduced the number of available slots from six to two - truly, an act of genius. There are many startups in the bay area who would hire you based solely on the attached photograph. We’re not one of them, however, and my team is trying to jump-start the giant forklift as I’m typing this message. It’s probably in everyone’s best interests if you move it and park less tangentially in a guest spot.

Fondly,

Aaron Gotwalt
http://twitter.com/gotwalt

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